Well, here we are again, time for another Question and Answer session, the victim this time being my long lost Cousin Donald, or rather Dave - he of the Hebridean island of Donaldstoon. Donald has been a great inspiration to me - he has inspired me to put pictures of him on the fireplace to keep small animals and children away from the fire! Seriously, he has been / is a wonderful friend, as close as they come, and I am bursting with pride with what he has achieved, and am absolutely delighted that he's settled down with the lovely Della - well done, and commiserations Della! Donald flys aeroplanes for a living, big one's, but seems to find himself marooned in Cardiff more often than is healthy. He recently built, along with his Dad (my Uncle Dave) a fabulous luxury home in Lincolnshire, it was a hell of a nice place. Before that, Don-Boot spent 10 years in the Army Air Corps, rising to the rank of Private, I mean Sargeant before they asked him to leave, sorry before he left, to fly Freddie Starr, Ringo Starr and other stars in the Seychelles, alas this didn't quite work out as they had ommitted to tell him that he'd be paid in the local currency which is worthless anywhere else! He then flew helicopters out to the North Sea rigs, scaring us all witless in the process! Ah well, enough of the mighty ugly one, here's his Q&A:

What is your favourite place that you have visited?

Banff, Canada.  Truly breathtaking.

Name something that you like about yourself:

My tenacity.

Who would you play you in a film?

Sid James. (Ian: Yeah, I see the resemblance)

What is your dream car, and why?

VW Passat. Its fastest. (Ian: Not as fast as a red Toyota pick-up)

When did you first go to a Villa game?

Villa v Ipswich.  Some time in the late 70's - early 80's with Grandad Bourne.

What are you looking forward to the most at our wedding?

Obviously the curry.... :-)

Do you collect anything, and if so what?

TCR.  1970's car racing system.

Who are your top three all-time favourite musical artists?

Tracy Chapman, George Michael and Dire Straits.

What is your favourite food?

Special Fish Curry, Madras hot, from Lal Bagh in Lichfield.

What is your all-time favourite song?

George Michael - One More Try.

Who is your all-time favourite Villa player?

David Platt.  Remember his debut well.

What is your fondest ever Villa memory? 

Coca-Cola Cup Final in 1996 with my old man.  Great day.

If you could meet a famous person who would it be?

Jack Nicholson - Legend.

Have a nice day.

Well, thanks Donald, some great answers, love ya to bits bab!